Last Mile Top 11 -- Bernie in the Big House

I must have been suffering from a terrible case of Brain Cloud, because I realized I've let the most recent Last Mile Top 11 slip by without posting the extra submissions online. I'll take Thirty Lashes with a wet noodle as punishment.

So without further adieu, here's all the submissions for the "Top 11 Reasons Bernie Ebbers' Prison Time Will Be Tougher Than Martha Stewart's"

Ronald Peterson
Skills learned when he was talking about Wcom's stock will be invaluable, when he speaks about his Blue Plate Specials.

peter stern
- Bernie's approved visitor list only includes Worldcom share holders.

- Prison phone system still uses Worldcom for long distance calls.

Charles R. Roderick
He's going to be "real good" pals with Bubba. such good pals that their "gonna be really tight."

Ken Graham
While I might have subscribed to Martha's "Caged Heat" WebCam, unless I was a WorldCom Stockholder the "Bernie's my Bitch" WebCam just wouldn't hold the same appeal.

Nick Nielsen
No formatting options in a prison cell.

gregory mamayek
I think somebody made an error. Check it out.

Gerald Brown
Hmmmmm, billions vs thousands, which is more?

Gary Hoke
He won't be able to wear a bra to steal spices in.

gregory mamayek
~ He can't cook, except the books.

~ No vaseline

~ Look at his initials: BE (Back End)

~ Ex-employees whom have been incarcerated now have the chance for revenge.

~ The shareholders now know where to find him.

~ No weekend retreat, except for the corner of the cage, you rat!

Robert Foster
Bernie's cellmate "Bubba" can't even spell computer.

Kevin Barrer
Martha had a company waiting for her - Bernie will be lucky to catch on as a megastore greeter!

Bret Pothier
Camp cupcake will be what the other inmates call Bernie...not where he will be staying

Afolabi Fakayode
There's no Internet Access

David Joachim
After paying restitution toshareholders, Bernie only has, er, services to trade for cigarettes.